Simon 'The Master' Moss Wins Dulwich Area Masters X-Rated

'The Duke' Gets The Most Rendered and Wins The Jocky Award

Old Alleynians Rugby Ground, Dulwich - 24 Nov 2012
Dress: Amsterdam
A huge congratulations to Simon 'Da Master' Moss for coping with the rum onslaught that was DAM X-Rated and scoop his first tournament win. Even more impressive that he had to came through a first round playoff.

Some notable highlights for those who didn't make it or can't remember:

1. The duke for being too drunk to take part in his semi-final and then falling asleep for 3 hours
2. Phil for producing a 1.5l bottle of CM after we had consumed the first within 90 minutes
3. Phil again for letting us use his bachelor pad
4. Stuart, John and Simon for entertaining debuts
5. Maths teachers everywhere for providing some of the quickest mental arithmetical minds ever gathered!
6. Pete for not being too upset about his first round exit
7. The closest final ever. 4 men all on one leg and all on a finish – sudden death at its finest. Finished in style with a double top from da Master
8. Last but not least, Captain Morgan for inventing his throat ripping rum

Jocky Award Winner: 'The Duke'

What a dodger

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Results

Player in italics progressed into the next round (only corresponds to group games)

Group Round 1 - Amstel
Simon 'The Master' Moss
Declan 'The Rage' McGill
Jamie 'Bungle' Rainbow

Group Round 1 - Grolsch
'The Hero'
Pete 'Splash' Mungeam
Simon 'The Master' Moss

Group Round 1 - Heineken
'The Duke'
Niall 'Crazy Horse' Conlon
Simon 'Ace' Venturi

Group Round 1 - Oranjeboom
Jon 'The Puppet' Westbrook
Stuart 'Casanova' Clark
Phil 'The Captain' Morgan

Group Round 1 - Playoff
Simon 'The Master' Moss
Niall 'Crazy Horse' Conlon
Stuart 'Casanova' Clark

Group Semis - Dykes
'The Hero'
Declan 'The Rage' McGill
Simon 'Ace' Venturi
Phil 'The Captain' Morgan

Group Semis - Canals
Simon 'The Master' Moss
Jon 'The Puppet' Westbrook
'The Duke'
Jamie 'Bungle' Rainbow

Group Final - Dam Square
Simon 'The Master' Moss
'The Hero'
Jon 'The Puppet' Westbrook
Phil 'The Captain' Morgan

Players and Points

Simon 'The Master' Moss - 9pts
'The Hero' - 6pts
Jon 'The Puppet' Westbrook - 6pts
Phil 'The Captain' Morgan - 6pts
Jamie 'Bungle' Rainbow - 4pts
Simon 'Ace' Venturi - 4pts
'The Duke' - 4pts
Declan 'The Rage' McGill - 4pts
Niall 'Crazy Horse' Conlon - 2pts
Stuart 'Casanova' Clark - 2pts
Pete 'Splash' Mungeam - 2pts