'The Hero' Wins Dulwich Area Masters 2013

'The Rage' Gets The Most Rendered and Wins The Jocky Award

Peckham Liberal Club - 09 Nov 2013
Dress: Mormons v Rastafarians

Men,

 

Last Saturday (7th Nov) marked the 87th anniversary of the coronation of His Imperial Majesty Haile Selassie as Emperor of Ethiopia – hear me now!

Yesterday also marks the 180th anniversary of the Latter Day Saints fleeing across the Missouri river – praise brother!

 

What better way to celebrate this than a joint darts tournament – DAM XI – Mormons v Rastafarians.

 

 

Details

Date: 9th November 2013

Time: 5pm start (be there for 4:30 to avoid The Captain!)

Theme: Mormons v Rastafarians (it’s fine to black-up in Peckham)

Venue: The Peckham Liberal Club (£50 charge shared amongst us) - http://www.useyourlocal.com/pubs/london/southwark/peckham-liberal-club/q/ref-98394/

The rules: http://www.lardydarts.com/rules.aspx

Scoring – I’m afraid LISA MKII is not yet available

 

Jamie and I checked out the venue last night. An idea of what it is like can be gauged by the spelling, grammar and AOB on the attached minutes from their latest AGM. Heating does not come on for another 2 weeks so dress appropriately. They sell Captain Morgan and have more in the store room. Food is not available, an abundance of Formica and nicotine stains walls are.

 

Remember that your outfit denotes your first round grouping. Group with the least players chooses from the other group to join them. Choose wisely.

 

We only have 7 confirmed (with Jo coming along a bit later) but never fear we have the perfect format for it.

 

Format

Round 1: 2 groups of 3 and 4. Top two go through

Play off: 3 losing first rounders (+ Jo) play off. Top 2 go through

Semi: 2 groups of 3. Top 2 go through

Final: 4 man smack down – winner takes all.

 

Mormons

Elder Jono ‘El 8-ball’ Seward

Elder Jamie ‘Bungle’ Rainbow

Elder Martin ‘The Matador’ McVeigh< /o:p>

Elder Jo ‘Rocky on the oche’ Skelton – from 6pm

 

Rastafarians

Tarquin ‘H ere me now - outside’ Hellier

Declan ‘One love, no rage’ McGill

Josh ‘Double’ Kross

 

Unknown affiliation

John ‘The Heatseeker’ Hartley

 

 

With in these 8 man we have 3 previous tournament winners, 2 DAM winners, 4 previous number one ranked players, 1 debutant and a combined total of 126 asbos.

 

Some thing to get you in the mood - http://youtu.be/h3E-u1R19Y8

 

Can’t wait. BONG

 

Tarqs

 

 

Jocky Award Winner: 'The Rage'

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Results

Player in italics progressed into the next round (only corresponds to group games)

Group Round 1 - Mount Zion
'Double'
'The Heatseeker'
'The Hero'
'The Rage'

Group Round 1 - Salt Lake City
'El 8 Bal'
'Bungle'
'The Matador'

Group Round 1 - Redemption Song
'Double'
'The Rage'
'El 8 Bal'

Group Semis - Babylon
'The Hero'
'The Heatseeker'
'The Rage'

Group Semis - Tabernacle
'The Matador'
'Bungle'
'Double'

Group Final - Mormon v Rastafarian Smackdown
'The Matador'
'Bungle'
'The Hero'
'El 8 Bal'

Players and Points

'The Hero' - 9pts
'The Matador' - 6pts
'The Heatseeker' - 6pts
'Bungle' - 6pts
'The Rage' - 4pts
'Double' - 4pts
'El 8 Bal' - 2pts