'The Heatseeker' Wins Lard 2009
'The Heatseeker' Gets The Most Rendered and Wins The Jocky Award
Dress: Hairy bikers
Jocky Award Winner: 'The Heatseeker'
Colin Montgomergy transforms into Ian Woosnam

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Results
Player in italics progressed into the next round (only corresponds to group games)
First Round
'Tungsten Fingers' bt 'The Hero'
'The Duke' bt Bennet
'The Rage' bt 'D'Wire'
'Carpet' bt Regan
Quarter Finals
'The Duke' bt 'Tungsten Fingers'
'El 8 Ball' bt 'Ze Frog'
'The Heatseeker' bt 'Family Man'
'The Rage' bt 'Carpet'
Semi Finals
'The Duke' bt 'El 8 Ball'
'The Heatseeker' bt 'The Rage'
Final
'The Heatseeker' bt 'The Duke'
Players and Points
'The Heatseeker' - 10pts
'The Duke' - 8pts
'The Rage' - 6pts
'Tungsten Fingers' - 6pts
'El 8 Ball' - 6pts
'Family Man' - 4pts
'Ze Frog' - 4pts
'Carpet' - 4pts
'D'Wire' - 2pts
'The Hero' - 2pts
Bennet - 2pts
Regan - 2pts