The John Thomas Prize for Outofitness

Jocky Wilson was the thirstiest man ever to play darts - fact! The twice world champion was known for his prodigious drinking ability and is rumoured not to have remembered winning the second of these. Although the members of Lardydarts do not pretend to possess his skills with either the tungsten or pint glass we honour the man who gave meaning to our tri-anneal sessions.


John Thomas Wilson (22 March 1950 - 24 March 2012) - We salute you but drink responsibly, Captain's orders.


Farnham Area Masters 2022: The Baron


Farnham Area Masters 2021: The Heatseeker


LARD 2019: Sureshot


LARD 2017: Frankendart


Dulwich Area Masters 2016: The Glutton


Bermuda Classic 2016: The Heatseeker


Dulwich Area Masters 2015: The Rage


LARD 2015: The Rage


Dulwich Area Masters 2014: The Chaos


Bermuda Classic 2014: Frankendart


Dulwich Area Masters 2013: The Rage


LARD XIII: The Rage


Dulwich Area Masters X-Rated: The Duke


Bermuda Classic 2012: The Rage


LARD XII: The Terrorist


Dulwich Area Masters IX: The Heatseeker


LARD XI: Frankendart


Dulwich Area Masters 2010: The Hero


Bermuda Classic 2010: The Rage


Lard X: The Rage


Bermuda Classic 2009: The Rage


Lard 2009: The Heatseeker


Dulwich Area Masters 2008: The Hero


Lard 2008: The Matador


Dulwich Area Masters 2006: The Hero


Bermuda Classic 2006: The Rage


Dulwich Area Masters 2005: T-Master


Lard 2004: Jesus


Dulwich Area Masters 2003: The Heatseeker


Bermuda Classic 2003: Frankendart


jocky wilson loves pints
Er, that's slow play Jocky (RIP). Drink up and give yourself one shot of Captain Morgan's throat ripping rum!

Drink responsibly, Captain's orders
"Drink responsibly, Captain's orders" - see finage