The John Thomas Prize for Outofitness

Jocky Wilson was the thirstiest man ever to play darts - fact! The twice world champion was known for his prodigious drinking ability and is rumoured not to have remembered winning the second of these. Although the members of Lardydarts do not pretend to possess his skills with either the tungsten or pint glass we honour the man who gave meaning to our tri-anneal sessions.

John Thomas Wilson (22 March 1950 - 24 March 2012) - We salute you but drink responsibly, Captain's orders.

Farnham Area Masters 2022: The Baron

Farnham Area Masters 2021: The Heatseeker

LARD 2019: Sureshot

LARD 2017: Frankendart

Dulwich Area Masters 2016: The Glutton

Bermuda Classic 2016: The Heatseeker

Dulwich Area Masters 2015: The Rage

LARD 2015: The Rage

Dulwich Area Masters 2014: The Chaos

Bermuda Classic 2014: Frankendart

Dulwich Area Masters 2013: The Rage


Dulwich Area Masters X-Rated: The Duke

Bermuda Classic 2012: The Rage

LARD XII: The Terrorist

Dulwich Area Masters IX: The Heatseeker

LARD XI: Frankendart

Dulwich Area Masters 2010: The Hero

Bermuda Classic 2010: The Rage

Lard X: The Rage

Bermuda Classic 2009: The Rage

Lard 2009: The Heatseeker

Dulwich Area Masters 2008: The Hero

Lard 2008: The Matador

Dulwich Area Masters 2006: The Hero

Bermuda Classic 2006: The Rage

Dulwich Area Masters 2005: T-Master

Lard 2004: Jesus

Dulwich Area Masters 2003: The Heatseeker

Bermuda Classic 2003: Frankendart

jocky wilson loves pints
Er, that's slow play Jocky (RIP). Drink up and give yourself one shot of Captain Morgan's throat ripping rum!

Drink responsibly, Captain's orders
"Drink responsibly, Captain's orders" - see finage