The John Thomas Prize for Outofitness
Jocky Wilson was the thirstiest man ever to play darts - fact! The twice world champion was known for his prodigious drinking ability and is rumoured not to have remembered winning the second of these. Although the members of Lardydarts do not pretend to possess his skills with either the tungsten or pint glass we honour the man who gave meaning to our tri-anneal sessions.
John Thomas Wilson (22 March 1950 - 24 March 2012) - We salute you but drink responsibly, Captain's orders.
Farnham Area Masters 2021 : The Heatseeker
LARD 2019 : Sureshot
LARD 2017 : Frankendart
Dulwich Area Masters 2016 : The Glutton
Bermuda Classic 2016 : The Heatseeker
Chunder in House of Tippler - serves them right!
Dulwich Area Masters 2015 : The Rage
One of the tougher calls
LARD 2015 : The Rage
Dulwich Area Masters 2014 : The Chaos
Someone buy me a re-fridg-erator
Bermuda Classic 2014 : Frankendart
Dulwich Area Masters 2013 : The Rage
LARD XIII : The Rage
Block of LARD
Dulwich Area Masters X-Rated : The Duke
What a dodger
Bermuda Classic 2012 : The Rage
I can see a house party from here with these beauties
LARD XII : The Terrorist
Dulwich Area Masters IX : The Heatseeker
Ladles of port anyone?
LARD XI : Frankendart
Hot legs Hewitt
Dulwich Area Masters 2010 : The Hero
Bermuda Classic 2010 : The Rage
The start of JuJu
Lard X : The Rage
It is not try but do, or get shitted instead!
Bermuda Classic 2009 : The Rage
Peter Pan wets himself.
Lard 2009 : The Heatseeker
Colin Montgomergy transforms into Ian Woosnam
Dulwich Area Masters 2008 : The Hero
Lard 2008 : The Matador
Mango, Mango, Mango
Dulwich Area Masters 2006 : The Hero
Bermuda Classic 2006 : The Rage
Declan receives his lifetime achievement award for continual renderness.
Dulwich Area Masters 2005 : T-Master
Lard 2004 : Jesus
The largest implosion known to darts! mmm. Nice trousers, i'll have them
Dulwich Area Masters 2003 : The Heatseeker
Bermuda Classic 2003 : Frankendart
Er,toilet roll is not a scarf!
Er, that's slow play Jocky (RIP). Drink up and give yourself one shot of Captain Morgan's throat ripping rum!
"Drink responsibly, Captain's orders" - see finage