Competitions

London Area Recreational Darts (LARD)

Golf has The Open, Tennis has Wimbledon, and Darts has LARD. From it's humble beginnings in the back-room of a terraced house in Brixton to the hallowed turf of the City Darts in Aldgate, LARD and indeed The Trident have come a long way. Held in Jan / Feb, LARD is a seeded, knockout tournament, where the winner takes home the coveted Dragon Shirt of LARD and the knowledge that their schoolboy dreams have been fulfilled.
The original and still the best.

LARD 2019
Winner: The Matador
Venue: The Wheatsheaf, Borough
Theme: Wolfie Adams' Glasses

LARD 2017
Winner: Frankendart
Venue: The Wheatsheaf, Borough
Theme: Santa

LARD 2015
Winner: The Hero
Venue: The Wheatsheaf, Borough
Theme: Rugby

LARD XIII
Winner: The Chaos
Venue: The Wheatsheaf, Borough
Theme: Cockney Geezers

LARD XII
Winner: The Hero
Venue: The Wheatsheaf, Borough
Theme: Eastern Block

LARD XI
Winner: Galactico
Venue: Horseshoe Inn, Clarkenwell
Theme: Geeks

Lard X
Winner: Galactico
Venue: The Horseshoe, Clerkenwell
Theme: Star Wars

Lard 2009
Winner: The Heatseeker
Venue: Random Hackney pub
Theme: Hairy bikers

Lard 2008
Winner: The Matador
Venue: Horsehoe Inn, Bermondsea??
Theme: African Nations Cup

Lard 2007
Winner: Quick Draw
Venue: Pub nr Borough High Street??
Theme:

Lard 2006
Winner: Frankendart
Venue: City Darts, Aldgate East
Theme: unknown

Lard 2005
Winner: Bullyseye
Venue: City Darts, Aldgate East
Theme: unknown

Lard 2004
Winner: Frankendart
Venue: 22 Rattray Road, Brixton
Theme: Vikings

Lard 2003
Winner: The Matador
Venue: 22 Rattray Road, Brixton
Theme: wear silly hats from James' collection

Lard 2002
Winner: Frankendart
Venue: 22 Rattray Road, Brixton
Theme: wear silly hats from James' collection

Lard 2001
Winner: Smart Dart
Venue: 22 Rattray Road, Brixton
Theme: wear silly hats from James' collection

The Bermuda Classic (BC)

LARD's very own alfresco tournament The Bermuda Classic takes places annually (on the weekend closest to the Summer Equinox) on one of England's hallowed turfs. Come rain or shine the players turn out pitting themselves against each other and the elements to raise the famous Bermuda Dart Fish.

Bermuda Classic 2016
Winner: Frankendart
Venue: Old Alleynians Rugby Ground, Dulwich
Theme: Elton John

Bermuda Classic 2014
Winner: Frankendart
Venue: Old Alleynians Rugby Ground, Dulwich
Theme: Transformers

Bermuda Classic 2012
Winner: The Hero
Venue: Old Alleynians Rugby Ground, Dulwich
Theme: France

Bermuda Classic 2010
Winner: The Duke
Venue: The Horseshoe, Clerkenwell
Theme: Druids

Bermuda Classic 2009
Winner: Bullyseye
Venue: Old Alleynians Rugby Ground, Dulwich
Theme: Robin Hood

Bermuda Classic 2006
Winner: The Hero
Venue: 40 Muschamp Road, East Dulwich
Theme: Robots

Bermuda Classic 2004
Winner: The Hero
Venue: 40 Muschamp Road, East Dulwich
Theme: Pirates

Bermuda Classic 2003
Winner: Smart Dart
Venue: 40 Muschamp Road, East Dulwich
Theme: Bermuda shirts and shorts

Dulwich/Farnham Area Masters (DAM/FAM)

Often referred to as "the people's tournament" DAM is the World's only dual board mass group darts championships. Home of our first ever 180, oche time is guaranteed in this Man v Man v Man format with the players battle each Autumn for the honour of donning the battle-scarred DAM helmet.

Farnham Area Masters 2022
Winner: Frankendart
Venue: Mulberry
Theme: Spies like us vs Trading Places

Farnham Area Masters 2021
Winner: The Hero
Venue: Mulberry
Theme: Cheers vs Samurai

Dulwich Area Masters 2019
Winner: The Chaos
Venue: Old China Hand, Clerkenwell
Theme: Hipsters v Despots

Dulwich Area Masters 2016
Winner: The Hero
Venue: PLC
Theme: House of Cards v House of Pain

Dulwich Area Masters 2015
Winner: The Hero
Venue: PLC
Theme: Double Demin v Pharaohs

Dulwich Area Masters 2014
Winner: The Matador
Venue: Peckham Liberal Club
Theme: Nigerian Dress

Dulwich Area Masters 2013
Winner: The Hero
Venue: Peckham Liberal Club
Theme: Mormons v Rastafarians

Dulwich Area Masters X-Rated
Winner: The Master
Venue: Old Alleynians Rugby Ground, Dulwich
Theme: Amsterdam

Dulwich Area Masters IX
Winner: The Hero
Venue: Old Alleynians Rugby Ground, Dulwich
Theme: Voodoo

Dulwich Area Masters 2010
Winner: The Matador
Venue: The Lakeside, Frimley Green
Theme: The Amish

Dulwich Area Masters 2009
Winner: Smart Dart
Venue: Horsehoe Inn, Bermondsea
Theme: Victorian Gentlemen

Dulwich Area Masters 2008
Winner: The Glutton
Venue: Horsehoe Inn, Bermondsea
Theme: Olympics

Dulwich Area Masters 2007
Winner: Quick Draw
Venue: Horsehoe Inn, Bermondsea
Theme: unknown

Dulwich Area Masters 2006
Winner: The Hero
Venue: Old Alleynians Football Ground, Dulwich
Theme: Superheros

Dulwich Area Masters 2005
Winner: Quick Draw
Venue: Old Alleynians Football Ground, Dulwich
Theme: Germans

Dulwich Area Masters 2004
Winner: Sureshot
Venue: Old Alleynians Football Ground, Dulwich
Theme: Hillbillies

Dulwich Area Masters 2003
Winner: 'Feng Shui'
Venue: 47 Oglander Road, East Dulwich
Theme: Cowboys and Indians