'The Hero' Wins Dulwich Area Masters 2013
'The Rage' Gets The Most Rendered and Wins The Jocky Award
Dress: Mormons v Rastafarians
Men,
Last Saturday (7th Nov) marked the 87th anniversary of the coronation of
His Imperial Majesty Haile Selassie as Emperor of Ethiopia – hear me now!
Yesterday also marks the 180th anniversary of the Latter Day Saints fleeing across the Missouri
river – praise brother!
What
better way to celebrate this than a joint darts tournament – DAM XI – Mormons v Rastafarians.
Details
Date: 9th November 2013
Time: 5pm start
(be there for 4:30 to avoid The Captain!)
Theme: Mormons v Rastafarians (it’s fine to black-up in Peckham)
Venue:
The Peckham Liberal Club (£50 charge shared amongst us) - http://www.useyourlocal.com/pubs/london/southwark/peckham-liberal-club/q/ref-98394/
The rules: http://www.lardydarts.com/rules.aspx
Scoring – I’m afraid LISA MKII is not yet available
Jamie and I checked out the venue last night.
An idea of what it is like can be gauged by the spelling, grammar and AOB on the attached minutes from their
latest AGM. Heating does not come on for another 2 weeks so dress appropriately. They sell Captain Morgan
and have more in the store room. Food is not available, an abundance of Formica and nicotine stains walls
are.
Remember that your
outfit denotes your first round grouping. Group with the least players chooses from the other group to
join them. Choose wisely.
We
only have 7 confirmed (with Jo coming along a bit later) but never fear we have the perfect format for it.
Format
Round 1: 2 groups of 3 and 4. Top two go through
Play off: 3 losing first rounders (+ Jo) play off. Top 2 go through
Semi: 2 groups of 3. Top 2 go through
Final:
4 man smack down – winner takes all.
Mormons
Elder Jono ‘El 8-ball’ Seward
Elder Jamie ‘Bungle’ Rainbow
Elder Martin ‘The Matador’ McVeigh
Elder Jo ‘Rocky on the oche’ Skelton – from 6pm
Rastafarians
Tarquin ‘H
ere me now - outside’ Hellier
Declan ‘One love, no rage’ McGill
Josh ‘Double’ Kross
Unknown affiliation
John ‘The Heatseeker’ Hartley
With
in these 8 man we have 3 previous tournament winners, 2 DAM winners, 4 previous number one ranked players, 1 debutant
and a combined total of 126 asbos.
Some
thing to get you in the mood - http://youtu.be/h3E-u1R19Y8
Can’t wait. BONG
Tarqs
Jocky Award Winner: 'The Rage'
Comments
Results
Player in italics progressed into the next round (only corresponds to group games)
Group Round 1 - Mount Zion
'Double'
'The Heatseeker'
'The Hero'
'The Rage'
Group Round 1 - Salt Lake City
'El 8 Ball'
'Bungle'
'The Matador'
Group Round 1 - Redemption Song
'Double'
'The Rage'
'El 8 Ball'
Group Semis - Babylon
'The Hero'
'The Heatseeker'
'The Rage'
Group Semis - Tabernacle
'The Matador'
'Bungle'
'Double'
Group Final - Mormon v Rastafarian Smackdown
'The Matador'
'Bungle'
'The Hero'
'El 8 Ball'
Players and Points
'The Hero' - 9pts
'The Matador' - 6pts
'The Heatseeker' - 6pts
'Bungle' - 6pts
'The Rage' - 4pts
'Double' - 4pts
'El 8 Ball' - 2pts