The Matador Wins Dulwich Area Masters 2014

Peckham Liberal Club - 08 Nov 2014
Dress: Nigerian Dress
Men, I’ll keep it short. Hot on the heels of James ‘Frankendart’ Hewitt’s victory in Bermuda Classic 2014 – Transformers - I bring you the people’s favourite duel dart board Autumn based darts tournament – Dulwich Area Masters 2014. Details When: Saturday 8th November 2014 Time: 6pm for 6:30 start (fines start at 6pm). Dad friendly time Location: Peckham Liberal Club (https://goo.gl/maps/tSu7W) Theme: Native Nigerian Dress Rules - http://www.lardydarts.com/rules.aspx I know some of you will have baulked at the theme but never fear, your style guru is here with 8 suggested styles: 1. Good, but this looks little too like an Ibizan Beach Party - http://lard.snapsofme.com/14-11-DAM/1.jpg 2. Wrong direction. Try looking a little more traditional - http://lard.snapsofme.com/14-11-DAM/2.jpg 3. Wow, celeb style but again stop trying too hard - http://lard.snapsofme.com/14-11-DAM/3.jpg 4. Better, 80’s style but lacking a bit of colour - http://lard.snapsofme.com/14-11-DAM/4.jpg 5. Too much colour (pyjamas?)- http://lard.snapsofme.com/14-11-DAM/5.jpg 6. Dapper, we are close now - http://lard.snapsofme.com/14-11-DAM/6.jpg 7. 99% perfect - http://lard.snapsofme.com/14-11-DAM/7.jpg 8. That’s the one - http://lard.snapsofme.com/14-11-DAM/8.jpg It would be great to see at least 12 of you this year. Let’s make it happen people. Either way let me know if you can make it. Also please forward this on to more of your dart friends. More the merrier. BC 2014 Details: http://www.lardydarts.com/competition.aspx?id=43 Rankings: http://www.lardydarts.com/rankings.aspx Records: http://www.lardydarts.com/records.aspx (I’ve lost my outdoor record) I also believe James is the first man to win both the tournament and the Jocky award – a great champion! The Hero

The Chaos Gets The Most Rendered and Wins The Jocky Award

Someone buy me a re-fridg-erator

Results

Player in italics progressed into the next round (only corresponds to group games)

Group Round 1 - Jesus Won
The Captain
'Rocky of the Oche'
The Chaos
The Rage

Group Round 1 - Jesus Wept
Splash
Bungle
El 8 Ball
The Heatseeker

Group Round 1 - Allah
The Hero
The Matador
Double

Group Round 1 - Tug-off
The Satch
Bungle
Double
The Captain
Splash
The Rage

Group Round 1 - Play with yourself
Be My Valentine

Group Semi - Lagos
The Hero
The Chaos
Splash
El 8 Ball

Group Semi - Abuja
'Rocky of the Oche'
The Matador
The Captain
Splash

Group Final - Goodluck Johnathan
The Matador
The Hero
El 8 Ball
'Rocky of the Oche'

Players and Points

The Matador - 9 pts
The Hero - 6 pts
El 8 Ball - 6 pts
'Rocky of the Oche' - 6 pts
Splash - 4 pts
The Chaos - 4 pts
The Captain - 4 pts
The Heatseeker - 4 pts
The Rage - 2 pts
Double - 2 pts
Be My Valentine - 2 pts
The Satch - 2 pts
Bungle - 2 pts